I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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