I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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