im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
