You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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