This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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