Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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