some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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