i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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