I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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