I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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