ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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