when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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