saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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