I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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