What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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