On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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