Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
My feet surprised me
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