White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
How does one acquire holy water?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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