You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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