Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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