You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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