dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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