Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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