IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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