honey bunches of taint.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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