the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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