just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Randomize