do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
