you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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