It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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