what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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