You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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