i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
