no, he came in my armpit
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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