I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Pooping to opera.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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