I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I think i got beer on your cat.
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