the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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