Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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