do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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