every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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