she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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