He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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