Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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