Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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