You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
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Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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