Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless