We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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