i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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