ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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