There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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