In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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