so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
please don't ironically join a cult
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