I'd wear matching sweaters with you
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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