Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
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Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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